Life as a modern day feudal lord can be hard, but don't worry about it. When you have all of these valuable tools at your disposal, you'll be kicking ass in no time
Take a look at all of the awesome things that you have access to
You can build an empire and conquer the world
You get to spend your life on top of a mountain, where you can see for miles and miles and miles
Your castle has a moat around it so that enemies can't get close enough to attack
You don't have to worry about paying taxes or doing any manual labor. Just sit back and enjoy the view!
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